Monday, September 11, 2006

It's the end of the world as we know it

5 years since the world moved on.

Funny to think how (if?) things have changed since then. Are we more afraid? If not, then should we be? In fact what are we meant to be afraid of?

I have compiled a short-list of candidates:

  1. Al Qaeda
  2. Osama Bin Laden
  3. George Bush
  4. Tony Blair
  5. Taliban
  6. Christian Eschatology
  7. The Da Vinci Code
  8. Suicide bombers
  9. Racism
  10. Intolerance
  11. The Third Way
  12. Anthrax
  13. Sarin
  14. Street Crime
  15. Drugs
  16. Lunatics 'acting on the fringes of society']
  17. MRSA
  18. Poor school dinners
  19. The lack of prayer in schools
  20. Disintegration of the nuclear family
  21. Homosexual marriage
  22. Killer Bees
  23. The Bomb
  24. The Man
  25. Global Warming
  26. Rogue Asteroids
  27. Nuclear Power
  28. Global Cooling
  29. Whitey
  30. KKK
  31. KFC
  32. Haliburton
  33. APR 29.9%
  34. Continental Drift Divide
  35. LeonardBernstein
  36. Leonid Brezhnev
  37. Lenny Bruce
  38. and LesterBangs
  39. Birthday party
  40. Cheesecake
  41. Jelly bean
  42. Boom!

you know what - I feel fine.

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