The Beginning
Now that I have a week off work following knee surgery I thought I may as well join my brother's in starting a blog. Not sure exactly how it is going to pan out - probably just going to hope that it evolves in a nice organic matter and at some point down the line it will have a discernible theme.
What I have decided is that since I the internet doesn't have any pictures of me I will use someone else's for my profile. Initially I am going to be Mnsr Chiraq. Look at him, the (allegedly) corrupt old sod. I love the way he always looks so smug in that inimitable gallic way. Apparently he is such a big fan of Corona that when he visits the Queen he is allowed to drink it instead of wine at formal banquets. Now that's what I call power. If I were him I would demand Hoegaarden with a slice of lime in it and insist on smoking between courses; after all an entente cordiale is there to be used.
What I have decided is that since I the internet doesn't have any pictures of me I will use someone else's for my profile. Initially I am going to be Mnsr Chiraq. Look at him, the (allegedly) corrupt old sod. I love the way he always looks so smug in that inimitable gallic way. Apparently he is such a big fan of Corona that when he visits the Queen he is allowed to drink it instead of wine at formal banquets. Now that's what I call power. If I were him I would demand Hoegaarden with a slice of lime in it and insist on smoking between courses; after all an entente cordiale is there to be used.
2 Comments:
You could have used the week to brush up on the correct use of apostrophes rather than abuse the poor unsuspecting creatures.
Ooo, a funny man - bet you're a real hit with the ladies...
Seriously though, I resent your slur and ask you to point out my errors.
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